Wikileaks Founder Julian Assange Set To Release KFC Original Recipe

Julian Assange, seen here claiming that Colonel Sanders was
actually never an enlisted member of the U.S. military.

LONDON -- In a controversial new interview with Forbes Magazine, Wikileaks founder Julian Assange hinted that with his next leak he will reveal the original KFC fried chicken recipe. Both Assange and the Wikileaks organization have apparently obtained 6GB worth of documents, rumored to number somewhere near 800,000 pages, which not only includes a complete list of all the secret eleven herbs and spices, but various temperatures at which the chicken is fried, battered, and stored.

Though he refused to provide additional details, Assange did announce that he "intend[s] to level the playing field in the fast-food, fried chicken market."

Not surprisingly, many politicians are very critical of this information leak, such as Kentucky senator Jim Bunning, who at a press conference was quoted as saying, "What Mr. Assange is doing compromises both national security and the integrity of the American people. Not to mention, the no-holds-barred war this will cause amongst other corporations like Popeyes or, I think we can all agree here, the sub-par Church's Chicken."

Authorities are unsure who leaked the information to Assange, however possible suspects could include the Food Network's Guy Fieri and Duke the dog from the Bush's Baked Beans commercials.