Wikileaks Founder Julian Assange Set To Release KFC Original Recipe

Julian Assange, seen here claiming that Colonel Sanders was
actually never an enlisted member of the U.S. military.

LONDON -- In a controversial new interview with Forbes Magazine, Wikileaks founder Julian Assange hinted that with his next leak he will reveal the original KFC fried chicken recipe. Both Assange and the Wikileaks organization have apparently obtained 6GB worth of documents, rumored to number somewhere near 800,000 pages, which not only includes a complete list of all the secret eleven herbs and spices, but various temperatures at which the chicken is fried, battered, and stored.

1997 Plymouth Prowler Wall Calendar

Film Review: Another Collection

Nick of Time (1995)
Johnny Depp, Christopher Walken
1/5 stars

Kady was running around the apartment doing dishes, hastily trying to clean up before we retired to the couch for the rest of the evening. She finally managed to sit down, just in the nick of time, right as I began the night's film... boy was she upset when she realized we were watching Nick of Time.

Four Dilemmas and a Funeral

For an online literature course I wrote an essay on William Faulkner's short story 'Barn Burning', which I titled 'The Flaming Dilemma: A Sarty Snopes Adventure'. After submitting the essay, which included a particularly clever movie title pun relating to the short story, the teacher sent back the following message:

Reality TV Show Ideas

A lot of people hate reality TV, myself included. But, after interning at a production company for a summer, my perception has changed. I hate it even more.

AIM Talk with Jesse Alkire: Olympics

Ohkeyska (12:39:25 PM): i'm watching curling
Ohkeyska (12:39:28 PM): its lame
jesseyourpalkire (12:39:59 PM): you take that back
jesseyourpalkire (12:40:11 PM): at least it involves a little bit of skill, unlike bobsledding

TV Review: Steven Seagal: Lawman

Steven Seagal: Lawman
A&E TV
0/5 Stars

If you're like me, when you heard about A&E's new reality show Steven Seagal: Lawman, you were ecstatic. "Oh sweet," I said to myself, "Police officer Steven Seagal, snapping necks first and asking questions never." But, upon tuning in to the highly anticipated season 2 premiere, I was left wanting. He doesn't actually do anything.