Julian Assange, seen here claiming that Colonel Sanders was actually never an enlisted member of the U.S. military. |
Though he refused to provide additional details, Assange did announce that he "intend[s] to level the playing field in the fast-food, fried chicken market."
Not surprisingly, many politicians are very critical of this information leak, such as Kentucky senator Jim Bunning, who at a press conference was quoted as saying, "What Mr. Assange is doing compromises both national security and the integrity of the American people. Not to mention, the no-holds-barred war this will cause amongst other corporations like Popeyes or, I think we can all agree here, the sub-par Church's Chicken."
Authorities are unsure who leaked the information to Assange, however possible suspects could include the Food Network's Guy Fieri and Duke the dog from the Bush's Baked Beans commercials.